The busy and perfect daily routine of the banking executive in California goes viral, mocks online
The busy and perfect daily routine of the banking executive in California goes viral, mocks online
A piece about an HSBC executive went viral.
(Reuters)In 2018, packing so many things that are "good for you" every day seems to be the new barometer of success.
Being very busy and at the same time remain super quiet and not anxious or stressed has become the new standard that we all must meet.
It is a strenuous and unrealistic goal.
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But apparently there are people who somehow manage to have perfect days all the time. Enter the technological executive Melania Edwards
She works at the HSBC bank in San Francisco as part of her "Global Venture Capital Coverage Group," meaning she is responsible for raising a lot of money from wealthy people.
Mrs. Edwards is very busy and important. We know this because he told everyone in an article and a very prepared photo session, which narrates his daily routine in Business Insider.
Your day starts at 5:30 a.m. with a little meditation in the morning. Then catch up with friends and family on Facetime.
She eats a bowl of fruit or a green juice for breakfast at 7 a.m., then plays a game of tennis at 7:30 a.m. She walks to work at 8:30 a.m., and arrives at the office around 9 a.m.
For your information, this is his Instagram biography: "It fits out of the box, a stoic excited about technology and investment, a Buddhist who likes to play dress up."
Mrs. Edwards' workday is full of meetings with venture capital firms, technology companies and startups.
He stops for lunch around noon, when he takes a salad from the local farmer's market and then sits by the water while he eats it.
"There are always fresh seasonal products, and the views of the shore refresh me for the rest of the day," he said.
She goes back to work at 1:30 p.m. That's a 90-minute lunch break that does not include business lunches, which seems pretty unusual for a very busy and very important technology executive.
In the afternoon, take the train to your company's other office in Palo Alto.
On the train, listen to an educational podcast and catch up on emails. We assume that you do not move without thinking through Instagram or you get distracted by looking at the cute dresses that are on sale at The Iconic.
No naughty 3 p.m. Coffee pick-up or afternoon snack.
"English breakfast tea is my favorite, since I am British," he said. "I'll have a coffee in the morning and an English breakfast tea for the rest of the day."
In her free time away from work, Ms. Edwards is working on her certificate in innovation and entrepreneurship from Stanford University because she is a "great believer in continuous learning."
She also works with an organization in Papua New Guinea to promote the economic empowerment of women in the country. After wasting time in his daily work, he spends some time writing proposals for the organization.
"In my free time, I try to give back," he said. Good for her.
At 7:30 p.m., she goes to yoga and then finally comes home to cook dinner with her boyfriend.
"He never stops putting a smile on my face," he said.
They do not ask for Uber Eats or slap the eggs with toast. Instead, they "experiment with new recipes" and, presumably, do not argue about who it is to stack the dishwasher.
We assume that it is now at least 9-9: 30 p.m., if she went to a one-hour yoga class. That's too late for dinner.
After dinner, the couple walk through the neighborhood, which has become their nightly ritual.
"On the nights we stayed in Palo Alto, we walked down the tree-lined University Avenue, reflecting on our key victories and challenges and getting ready for the next day's adventures," he said.
It is not clear if all this is purely satire or just a really terrible idea invented by HSBC's corporate affairs department to make bankers seem relatable.
Whatever your purpose, Ms. Edwards' smug routine is absolutely insane. I'm going to eat a slice of candy in protest.
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